An Ode to ColinP

…my homie. This motherfucker is “da bomb” as they say in some hoods.

This fucker emails me the funniest shit. Today’s edition, complements of ColinP

Gangsta Granny don’t take no shit,
But she will start some shit if you don’t back yo ass off.

Gangsta Granny is all up in yo bidness,
Cause Gangsta Granny puts the pi(e) in pimpin’.

Gangsta Granny will cut a bitch,
Just to teach a ho her place.

Gangsta Granny don’t have 99 problems,
Cause she has all the bitches.

Gangsta Granny don’t kill no animals for her furs,
They’re just to afraid to move.

Gangsta Granny once pimped slapped a bitch so hard,
It retroactively killed JFK, Tupac and Biggie Smalls.

See? See?

Next, we’re going to co-author the Chronicles of Tazer and the Tranny Cat… hehehehee

Happy Friday bitches!