Tuesday Tidbits

15 Jan

FML with the worms, already, but fucking A it’s hilarious.

I got yet another wriggly package yesterday… I think pictures are worth a thousand words, so here you go, you weirdos.


And, for your more giggles, some of my favorite comments so far regarding My Precious…

Doodle: I would totally notice something like that dangling from my ass.

Foxy Lady: Gummy worm, giant lumpy penis…I can’t decide.

Kitten!: Oh my word……….what a gummy worm! I thought of the human centipede! Now my late supper is NOT sitting well! I shouldn’t let my mind out alone…….dammit!

Bailey: That is the scariest fvcking thing I have ever seen.
Pretty sure I would have butchered that b!tch while still in the box.


Arts: not lumpy.

contoured for her pleasure.

Buff: Giant and contoured, yes, but way too limp for my liking!

Kitty: Tazer hasn’t worked her magic with it yet… then it shall stand tall!

Dani: Oh sweet seven pound eight-ounce baby Jesus do NOT stick it up your hoo-ha after you’ve frozen it. DO NOT.

Bailey: And really? A magnum?
You’re going to need a grocery bag.
And those giant rubber bands that your grandma used to keep her wallet closed with.


Yes, folks, these are my friends, and this is why I love their crazy whore asses to bits.

What’s the weirdest gift YOU’VE gotten?

8 Responses to “Tuesday Tidbits”

  1. Meg's Simple Life January 15, 2013 at 6:12 AM #


  2. absentelemental January 15, 2013 at 12:30 PM #

    I just thought it was an oversized marital aid tbqh

  3. trainwreckrecovery January 15, 2013 at 4:53 PM #

    We are kinda awesome right? You did miss a prime photo shoot by not wearing that shirt I made you last week ;)

    • tazer warrior princess January 15, 2013 at 7:54 PM #

      I know! Damn me not being quick thinking!

      …. I don’t think anyone else found it as funny as we did….

  4. chemgirljaime (@chemgirljaime) January 15, 2013 at 8:46 PM #

    that scares me.

  5. Dani January 16, 2013 at 8:03 PM #

    I love this post. And your worm.

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