Tuesday Tidbits

15 Jan

FML with the worms, already, but fucking A it’s hilarious.

I got yet another wriggly package yesterday… I think pictures are worth a thousand words, so here you go, you weirdos.

 

And, for your more giggles, some of my favorite comments so far regarding My Precious…

Doodle: I would totally notice something like that dangling from my ass.

Foxy Lady: Gummy worm, giant lumpy penis…I can’t decide.

Kitten!: Oh my word……….what a gummy worm! I thought of the human centipede! Now my late supper is NOT sitting well! I shouldn’t let my mind out alone…….dammit!

Bailey: That is the scariest fvcking thing I have ever seen.
Pretty sure I would have butchered that b!tch while still in the box.

*shudders*

Arts: not lumpy.

contoured for her pleasure.

Buff: Giant and contoured, yes, but way too limp for my liking!

Kitty: Tazer hasn’t worked her magic with it yet… then it shall stand tall!

Dani: Oh sweet seven pound eight-ounce baby Jesus do NOT stick it up your hoo-ha after you’ve frozen it. DO NOT.

Bailey: And really? A magnum?
You’re going to need a grocery bag.
And those giant rubber bands that your grandma used to keep her wallet closed with.

THINK OF YOUR GRANDMOTHER.

Yes, folks, these are my friends, and this is why I love their crazy whore asses to bits.

What’s the weirdest gift YOU’VE gotten?

8 Responses to “Tuesday Tidbits”

  1. Meg's Simple Life January 15, 2013 at 6:12 AM #

    0.0

  2. absentelemental January 15, 2013 at 12:30 PM #

    I just thought it was an oversized marital aid tbqh

  3. trainwreckrecovery January 15, 2013 at 4:53 PM #

    We are kinda awesome right? You did miss a prime photo shoot by not wearing that shirt I made you last week ;)

    • tazer warrior princess January 15, 2013 at 7:54 PM #

      I know! Damn me not being quick thinking!

      …. I don’t think anyone else found it as funny as we did….

  4. chemgirljaime (@chemgirljaime) January 15, 2013 at 8:46 PM #

    that scares me.

  5. Dani January 16, 2013 at 8:03 PM #

    I love this post. And your worm.

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