Skunks

17 Jan

I don’t feel like writing tonight, but I will tell you that there’s a skunk currently terrorizing my dogs.
See, this little fucker is an adolescent, and probably has balls the size of lemons, if I was so inclined to get close enough to check it out. It’s hanging in my front yard in front of my slider, waving its pretty little tail and driving Kona INSANE. She’s running in psycho dog circles with all of her hair standing on end.

It’s actually quite funny… if only I could let her reap the consequences of trying to nom on the skunk without suffering myself…

I would have a de-skunked skunk as a pet, they’re cute.

This will not end well…

Arrogant little shit.

Happy Thursday!

 

6 Responses to “Skunks”

  1. Laura January 17, 2013 at 3:01 AM #

    Do they make hazmat suits for dogs?

  2. winopants January 17, 2013 at 10:43 AM #

    Baby skunks are so damn cute. We had one in our last apartment complex that would hang out. Weird though, our cats knew not to mess with it. They would be running down the breeezeway and then suddenly freeze if they caught sight of little skunky

    • tazer warrior princess January 17, 2013 at 7:31 PM #

      They are cute! Nice your cats were bright enough to stay away… the stench… ewwwwww

  3. thoughtsappear January 28, 2013 at 3:45 PM #

    I held a deskunked skunk once. I had to ask like 5 times, “Are you sure this thing won’t spray me? Are you really sure?”

    • tazer warrior princess January 28, 2013 at 8:24 PM #

      Was it nice? I always thought they looked like fun pets. Except for that smell thing.

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