I don’t feel like writing tonight, but I will tell you that there’s a skunk currently terrorizing my dogs.
See, this little fucker is an adolescent, and probably has balls the size of lemons, if I was so inclined to get close enough to check it out. It’s hanging in my front yard in front of my slider, waving its pretty little tail and driving Kona INSANE. She’s running in psycho dog circles with all of her hair standing on end.
It’s actually quite funny… if only I could let her reap the consequences of trying to nom on the skunk without suffering myself…
I would have a de-skunked skunk as a pet, they’re cute.
Arrogant little shit.