You know that stupid ass phrase… “The customer is always right”?
NO. Whoever thought this little gem up should be shot in the kneecap and left to rabid wolves. Fuck you with the fire of a thousand fucking suns. May your crotch get infested with fleas, and may you be allergic to the fleas, and may the medication for the fleas cause your genitals to swell up like balloons and explode, you filthy butt puppet.
Why yes, I do work with the general public, why do you ask?
Here’s a little pearl of wisdom, Assfucks… YELLING DOES NOT ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING EXCEPT GET THE CUSTOMER SERVICE REP YOU ARE YELLING AT VERY VERY UPSET AND UNWILLING TO HELP!!!!
Calm the fuck down, explain what you are trying to do instead of talking about what OTHER PLACES do for you, and I’ll bend over backwards for you. Yell at me and call me a “stupid bitch”, like the precious little asscake I got to deal with yesterday did, and I’m going to completely shut down. You are a psycho and the reason you get “such awful horrible terrible rude service” is because you treat humans like fucking robot peons who were specially built to blow your very special snowflake penis. Fuck. YOU. SO. HARD. I am SO tired of people acting like this.
And another fuck you? Fuck you, my face. I get accused of rolling my eyes ALL THE TIME, mostly because I have a hard time controlling my facial expressions, so I put on a blank face and do a deep blink in order to keep myself from scowling. Dear face, be nicer, you are getting me in trouble. No love, Me.
Fuck “the customer is always right”, FUCK these fucktards who treat CSRs like peons, and fuck my face that gets me in trouble.
Happy Friday, folks, hope your week is going better than mine. Please, share your awful customer stories to help make me feel better!