A friend of mine presented me with a link to Regretsy, to show me something that really, no sane human should possibly wear. Whichever fucktruck thought up this little gem has some SERIOUS issues. Nothing says “I suck at life” than wearing a giant vagina around your body.
May I present…
“The most beautiful thing a parent can ever witness is the birth of their child. Why not re-enact this amazing moment for your mum and dad over and over and over again?”
Yep, it’s official, folks. Nothing says “I’m fashionable!” better than looking like you’re ripping your way out of a giant bloody snatch.