About
Despite what I seem like, I am, in reality, cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. I have a good job… I have a house, and animals, I live alone and make ends meet. But when I’m released from the clutches of adulthood when the clock strikes six, wold beware, the bitch is back!
I blog for fun, and to provide a bit of humor into my readers’ lives.
I am the *ahem* proud owner of a pair of extremely destructive dogs, who make regular appearances here due to their antics. Cyrus is a 4 year old Chesapeake Bay Retriever, and Kona is a 2 year old Dutch Shepherd. They can usually be found eating my stuff, tearing up the kitchen, or napping on the “dog bed”, aka couch. My cat, Stewie, is a 5 year old black cat who pretty much runs this house.
Anywhoo, pull up a chair, bring out your dead, and fuck shit up with me! Comments are always welcome, and hell, half the time I’ll whore myself out for them. Have suggestions? Something you’d like to see me write about? Do you hate me? Well, unless you hate me, leave some comments to suggest what you’d like to see, or email me directly at tazerwarriorprincess@gmail.com
Happy reading, folks, and thanks for coming to the madhouse! This bitch loves you!
So I wasn’t sure I should leave two comments in a row on your blog mentioning my cat but…I’m doing it anyways.
My black cat rules the house as well. Jerks….
It’s scary really. I’m regretting typing this… I feel like he “knows” now and is going to smother me one day.
My cat likes to think he rules the apartment…he does if the girlfriend is around…or when it’s time to wake up and feed him in the mornings
Those egotistical pussies. You can’t trust the little furballs.
Love the Blog…laughed quite a bit…snorted once…boss = unhappy. Linked you off my blog, hope you don’t mind but all 8 of my readers (well 7 if you count the fact I inflated the numbers by visiting it myself) should be looking here too.
Love it…keep it up.
Well thank you, and I don’t mind in the slightest!
i am happy i found your blog. so funny! !! nice to meet you!
WELCOME! The more the merrier! I’m happy you’re here, pull up a chair and give me some opinions when you feel like it! I always enjoy comments
So, it all started with a link to someone saying .. learn to pick your battles, and I’m reading about some crazy chick in Texas who bought a giant metal chicken because she was forbidden to bring home anymore new towels. Click links from there, find, funny person #2. Read comments, find, funny person #3, click comments, you see how this is going, right? Yea, what a long time it took for me to find you since starting to read blogs again this past summer. BTW, I love my fur babies too, and would be pissed if parental units suggested I just “put it down” and get a new one, just because 1 is sick. *sigh* Can’t say I’ll bring more readers with me, but I’ll be around. =)